Dear Make My Cake,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your red velvet cupcakes are like crack,
Please move your bakery so I’m not four blocks away from it.
*Note to Self: Remember that it’s not a good idea to buy their 3-minute microwavable chocolate souffles that are available at the register. This will just lead to bigger pants and my microwave consistently smelling like chocolate every time I make popcorn.