239. A Cupcake Love Letter


Dear Make My Cake,

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Your red velvet cupcakes are like crack,

Please move your bakery so I’m not four blocks away from it.

With love,


*Note to Self: Remember that it’s not a good idea to buy their 3-minute microwavable chocolate souffles that are available at the register. This will just lead to bigger pants and my microwave consistently smelling like chocolate every time I make popcorn.


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