Oh, hello Salad Monday. Thanks for being here. It’s nice to see you after a weekend filled with German bratwurst from Bierhaus, tacos from Tacombe, and late night pizza from La Famiglia. Just wanted you to know that Jason Bateman is also a fan.
*Note to self: Ask Mr. Bateman if that’s a beer he’s drinking with his salad. If so, I’m all for Salad Mondays. Also, find out what kind of toilet paper he uses. I bet you it’s something fancy like Quilted Northern Soft & Strong.